Sparticus Booker Resign!

                                             US Senator Cory Booker

During the Kavanauh hearings Senator Cory "Sparticus" Booker said passionately, "Survivors should be believed," in his "Sparticus moment" speech, likening himself to the mythical Roman warrior hero of movie fame. Where it is a fact homosexuality was rampant in the Roman army it appears the Senator has been trying live up to his hero's reputation.

A self-described liberal gay man, who hasn’t revealed his identity, is represented by the Harmett Dhillon of the Dhillon Law Group and while we would normally not publish such accusations without a name that his lawfirm confirms we feel his complaint has substance.

The accuser went into detail of his encounter with Booker, as reported by the Gateway Pundit:

“I stopped to use one of the building’s single-occupancy restrooms. Upon washing my hands prior to leaving, I hear knocking on the door. When it comes to these restrooms, it is customary to knock first in case someone is using it, even though there is an inner lock. When I opened the door, Mr. Booker was there. He smiled and very gregariously said, ‘Hey!’ We engaged in some brief idle chitchat in the entryway and then he asked me to speak in private.”

He continued: “What happened next, happened so fast that it was hard for me to comprehend what was going on. It was one of those surreal moments where what was happening was such a deviation and such a perversion of one’s natural daily routine that I hardly knew how to react. He pulled me into the bathroom, albeit not too forcefully, and slowly pushed me against the restroom wall.”

“He said that ‘Being a hero was a serious turn-on." He continued, "The Senate appreciates fine citizens like you. Especially this Senator." He then put his left hand on my groin, over my jeans, and began to rub. I seem to remember saying something like "What is happening? It was a bit like having vertigo.”

“He then used his other hand to grab my left hand with his right and pulled it over to touch him. At the same time, he disengaged from rubbing me and used his left hand to push me to my knees from my shoulder for what was clearly a move to have me perform oral sex on him. At that point, I pulled away quite violently and told him I had to go. I did not see him again before he left.”

The man added he had considered Booker "a hero,” but predicted “it won’t matter to the #metoo movement.”

|We here present a full copy of the testimony and only show it here for confirmation of authenticity of the "survivor's" testimony to which we feel Senatory Booker should abide and resign per his declared principles. To wit: Adrian Vance
Adrian Vance