Biden Wins Nobel Prize!

From:  THE BABYLON BEE  with comment by Adrian Vance

"SWEDEN—According to sources in the media, President Biden had an incredible first day in office. After signing executive orders to end racism, global warming, and Republican domestic terrorism, the Norwegian Nobel Committee agreed that this was possibly the best first day in office of any president in history. To recognize this groundbreaking achievement, Biden will be awarded the Nobel Prize in all 6 categories:

• Physics - For miraculously causing the sea levels to lower by signing the Paris Climate Accord
• Chemistry - For his incredible chemistry with the American people 
• Medicine - For administering life-saving vaccines to millions of people after Trump selfishly hoarded them in his basement 
• Literature - For writing some of the most compelling speeches and most beautiful tweets ever written
• Peace - For ensuring a peaceful transfer of power with 30,000 National Guard troops
• Economic Sciences - For raising the minimum wage-- something no one has ever tried before

"This is astounding. It feels so good to finally have a competent president again," said White House Correspondent Jim Acosta with a tear in his eye.

Biden was scheduled to give an acceptance speech but was rushed to the hospital after swallowing one of the Nobel Prize medals.

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The "Babylon Bee" online newsletter and spoof shop is taking off on the fact President Barack Hussein Obama was awarded a Nobel Peace Prize two weeks after he was first elected in spite of having done nothing of note in office for it.  The deeper thinkers, at least of the liberal persuasion, were convinced his ascension to the Presidency would solve all our race problems not realizing they are far deeper, distant and anthropological than our media, academia and governments, local, state and national, had yet divined.  The great mystery is that the anthropologists were stone silent when we needed them.   

Where the Nobel Peace Prize is not an award by the Nobel Committee, but the Bank of Sweden, it approaches "shocking" that a committee of bankers could be more prescient of history all the way to antiquity to realize our "blacks" had been taken from a Stone Age existence to the modern world without having a written language, history, mathematics beyond, "One, two, three, many...", religion, science, engineering or plumbing.

In the tribal world of antiquity "Might is right."  There are no facts.  There is no science.  The largest strongest man or woman was always the leader of the tribe and what he/she said was fact, right, true, etc. 

This is the reason we have so much trouble with black people in law enforcement as large black men are driven by the urge that they are in charge and should not be challenged.  That our entire criminal justice system, literature of psychology and sociology are devoid of this fact and the concept defining it is amazing, telling and tragic.  Dare you, or I, present such an idea to any of these fields and we would be rejected out-of-hand.  Such is the arrogance of academia today.

Adrian Vance