Eric The Blatter

Rep. Eric Swalwell of Trump impeachment fame

in the location of his famous grand fart on camera.

"Trump declaring martial law to overturn election?"

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Democrat Eric Swalwell proudly represents California's 15th Congressional District. He needs your support in order to keep protecting what's important: our healthcare, our paychecks, our future, and our democracy.  (blat!)

Eric runs a people-powered campaign that relies on grassroots supporters like you, and if he's going to win re-election, he's going to need your help.  (blat!)

 

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The only help Eric Swalwell needs is to get out the door!  The recent disclosures of this illicit affair with Chinese spy, Fang Fang where she got into his campaign organization as a worker and soon promoted to an executive in the campaign, gave her access to his files and in return she gave him access to body.  That he did not fire her immediately on learning what she was doing is just another log on the funeral pyre of Nancy Pelosi who appointed him in spite of the fact that he had no expertise in international relations, military matters or even economics. No member of the press has asked Nancy why she gave Eric this plum other than that she is smitten with him.  That is obvious as are the elements in this fiasco.

 

We now wonder whether or not Fang was parroting "information" she got from Bejing when he was accusing Mr. Trump of working from instructions of the Russians as that would drive him closer to China and weaken us.  That is the question that can be answered by interrogating said Eric, perhaps with drugs, a little  "slapping him around" and keeping him in a very small room where his rather frequent farts would have significant effect.  (blat!)

 

Adrian Vance