E = mc^2

E=mc2 

 
A variant:
 
1.  If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.

2. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by...

     Voting Democrat in the November election !

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Contributed by Dr. James Rust, Ph.D. Nuclear Physic

We appreciate Dr. Rust rather earthy post and welcome the great truth in the illuminating context in which he passed it on to us.  May he continue to illuminate our pages with his bolts of wisdom so nicely delivered.

Adrian Vance