Vice President Mike Pence
I had a conversation with a hard-core liberal recently and as he frothed at the mouth, "We have to remove that SOB! Impeach him and remove him from office! It's in the Constitution!"
"OK," said I, "What happens after that?" said I.
"Well, we put Hillary in place," said he.
"What about Vice President Pence?"
"Everybody knows the election was manipulated by Russia. They screwed with our democracy!" said he with a great gesture.
"Everybody does not know that. I don't know that. You think that. There is no proof."
"17 intelligence agencies say the Russians did it," wailed he.
"Have you seen any spokespeople from them saying so and displaying evidence?" asked I and a long silence passed.
"Uh..." uttered he painfully.
"Did you know that three of them are prohibited from operating in this country, the CIA, DIA and NSA. None have released anything!"
"Oh, I, uh... er...." said he.
And why would the Coast Guard Intelligence, Energy Department, Treasury Department or National Geospatial Agency suddenly start monitoring the DNC emails? Don't they have enough to do?
"Uh... Uh..." said he and I knew I had set him up for the final sword thrust."
"Mr. Trump is not a real conservative. He has been a liberal New York City Democrat more years than not. Mr. Pence is a real Conservative, with a capital "C." He is for no amnesty. He wants to ban same sex marriages nationally. He opposes support for aid to HIV and AIDs patients. He wants to outlaw abortion for any reason. He is for tough interrogation at Guantanamo. He supports the Iraq invasion. He supports the right to carry concealed weapons. He is stiff on foreign trade. He wants big, across-the-board tax cuts. He opposes "global warming" and "climate change" as well as "No Child Left Behind" in the schools and will dissolve the Department of Education."
The "shock and awe" expression on his face cannot be described. Had he urinated in his pants it would have been consistent with his expression. He did not, but he did turn and walk away without having said a word. When will they get it?
Adrian Vance
"Oh, I, uh... er...." said he.
And why would the Coast Guard Intelligence, Energy Department, Treasury Department or National Geospatial Agency suddenly start monitoring the DNC emails? Don't they have enough to do?
"Uh... Uh..." said he and I knew I had set him up for the final sword thrust."
"Mr. Trump is not a real conservative. He has been a liberal New York City Democrat more years than not. Mr. Pence is a real Conservative, with a capital "C." He is for no amnesty. He wants to ban same sex marriages nationally. He opposes support for aid to HIV and AIDs patients. He wants to outlaw abortion for any reason. He is for tough interrogation at Guantanamo. He supports the Iraq invasion. He supports the right to carry concealed weapons. He is stiff on foreign trade. He wants big, across-the-board tax cuts. He opposes "global warming" and "climate change" as well as "No Child Left Behind" in the schools and will dissolve the Department of Education."
The "shock and awe" expression on his face cannot be described. Had he urinated in his pants it would have been consistent with his expression. He did not, but he did turn and walk away without having said a word. When will they get it?
Adrian Vance
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