DCCC Final Notice!!!

We hate to bother you on a Sunday, but this is the  FINAL NOTICE OF YOUR DEMOCRATIC MEMBERSHIP STATUS before tonight’s End of Month Deadline. ADRIAN VANCE  2017 Membership: PENDING This is our first End of Month Deadline of the Georgia runoff… and we’re desperately behind our goal. That’s why in Trump’s first 1OO days, every top Democrat emailed you: This is your FINAL NOTICE to answer their calls before the triple match expires. Pitch in $1 before the deadline hits in 1O hours:   ALL GIFTS TRIPLE-MATCHED Triple match your $1 >> Triple match your $35 >> Triple match your $50 >> Triple match your $100 >> Triple match your $250 >> Or triple match another amount >>

Thanks, DCCC ------------------------------ Dear DCCC: Gee, didn't you people get my annual Abraham Lincoln $5 bill?  I mailed directly to Tom Perez.  Could this mean he filched it?  Pshaw!  I would never believe that of such a dedicated Democratic man who says "Shit!" on national TV and always displays such taste in every speech.  Apparently Tom thinks Donald Trump won by being earthy.  I thought the party line was that the Russians did it through their "RT" TV network that reaches 30,000 people.  They're as poorly received as was Al Gore's environmental, "Save The Planet" network before he sold it to some oil Muslims for $500 million.  Did you ask for his tax returns that year? Adrian Vance