A Note From Nancy

President Obama’s farewell speech is TONIGHT Want to sign his thank you card? Click here >> In his first inaugural address, Barack Obama reminded us that we must fight for what we believe in. He spent eight years as President living up to that standard -- helping women get one step closer to equal pay, getting 20 million Americans access to health care, keeping immigrant families together, and more. The President will be delivering his farewell address tonight. His legacy of progress is in our hands now. We have to let him know how much we value his work. Add your name to the President’s “thank you” card >> Thanks,  Team Pelosi ----------------------------------- Dear Nancy: Thanks, but no thanks.  I here include a photo of your prototype San Francisco voter from a study we did recently of the people in your Congressional district. While we all realize there must be a place for such people we think it a bit much they all appear to be in one place and have their own Member of Congress.  We understand this picture was taken one block from Alice's Dungeon where men get paddled for $200 and that your district is 150% Democrat, if you divide votes counted by registered voters.  Remarkable as it does not even have one cemetery, but three crematoria and several other dungeons.  It also includes the famous Haight-Ashbury district made so in the 50's and 60's when you were doing modeling and TV commercials for car washes.  That was honest work, which is more than we can say of your present profession. Adrian Vance