True Story or...

Joke of the Day?

Have you heard the one about Trump inviting the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht Trump 1?

The Pope accepted, and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's headpiece off and into the water. It floated away about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it came to rest.

The crew and the security team were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying “Never mind, boys, I will get it.”
 The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, stepped onto the water, walked to the hat, bent over, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed onto the yacht, and handed the hat to the Pope! 

The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage were silent with mouths agape. 

No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.

That afternoon the New York Times ran the story. Their banner headline read,
      
         "TRUMP CAN'T SWIM"