Rush Hudson Limbaugh
The king of Talk Radio, America's leading political prognosticator, and pundit, revealed a brilliant strategy for businesses dealing with one of the pikes politically correct people point at private business in their never-ending war on free enterprise.
Where we have seen what happens when bakers and pizza makers refuse to serve "gay wedding" clients on religious grounds they are punished, pilloried, prosecuted perversely and powerfully. Rush proposes such requests be responded to with the answer they refuse to offend Islam as it forbids homosexuality to the point of having a death penalty for it! However, they will be glad to oblige if a "fatwah" from an "Imam" endorsing the union is forthcoming.
This could be a wonderful business for an enterprising Muslim Imam. He could sell "Faggot Fatwahs" for $1,000 per, maybe more, and clean up. Muslin bakers could make wedding cakes with Quranic blessings given said fatwah. Of course bridesmaids would all be in burkas.
They could sacrifice a goat for the occasion and have it roasting it as the ceremony ensues so that it may be served at the reception, properly grabbed from large platters with bare hands in the Middle Eastern way. Forks are forbidden in the Quran. (Sura 47:26)
Music would be provided by an authentic Middle Eastern band, with an Oud player and a dancer, or dancers in a big production number, in burkas, dancing on the steps of the chapel as the goat is roasted on a nearby spit over a fire. There is nothing like the smell of a roasting goat; Muslims will weep.
At the reception a gaggle of lawyers may offer business cards as "gay" marriages appear to be short-lived, typically lasting two years. If this catches on it will be a full employment program for lawyers.
Let us here note it is this quality of creativity and execution that makes Mr. Limbaugh the most successful radio personality in all of broadcasting history. Not only is he entertaining, but he is ever ready to solve the problems of America and that he does with great savoir faire every day from noon to three Eastern Standard Time. Tune in for the latest Limbaugh hypothesis.
Adrian Vance
This could be a wonderful business for an enterprising Muslim Imam. He could sell "Faggot Fatwahs" for $1,000 per, maybe more, and clean up. Muslin bakers could make wedding cakes with Quranic blessings given said fatwah. Of course bridesmaids would all be in burkas.
They could sacrifice a goat for the occasion and have it roasting it as the ceremony ensues so that it may be served at the reception, properly grabbed from large platters with bare hands in the Middle Eastern way. Forks are forbidden in the Quran. (Sura 47:26)
Music would be provided by an authentic Middle Eastern band, with an Oud player and a dancer, or dancers in a big production number, in burkas, dancing on the steps of the chapel as the goat is roasted on a nearby spit over a fire. There is nothing like the smell of a roasting goat; Muslims will weep.
At the reception a gaggle of lawyers may offer business cards as "gay" marriages appear to be short-lived, typically lasting two years. If this catches on it will be a full employment program for lawyers.
Let us here note it is this quality of creativity and execution that makes Mr. Limbaugh the most successful radio personality in all of broadcasting history. Not only is he entertaining, but he is ever ready to solve the problems of America and that he does with great savoir faire every day from noon to three Eastern Standard Time. Tune in for the latest Limbaugh hypothesis.
Adrian Vance
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