President Trump Tossing Pence' Stuff
From: The Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Several witnesses claimed they saw piles of clothes and personal items being thrown out of a White House window onto the front lawn this morning. Closer examination revealed the items belonged to Vice President Mike Pence and included cargo pants, a WOW 1998 CD, a Carman record, a well-worn copy of The Handmaid's Tale, several sweater vests, a Bill Gaither Homecoming VHS collection, several Boy Scout badges, and a Bible.
According to sources, President Trump was spotted tossing the VP’s belongings off the Truman balcony, yelling erratically about being betrayed and having wasted so many ketchup-on-steak dinners. Pence was seen shortly after, picking through the pile of items, and with his hands full, slumping away with them before coming back again for more. At one point, a trophy for ‘Least Homosexual Hair,’ which had been presented to the VP by the Coalition for Family Freedom Foundation, just barely missed Pence’s head as it was added to the collection.
At publishing time, someone had also keyed the Vice Presidential Cadillac and TP’ed the trees at One Observatory Circle, the Vice Presidential residence
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At least our friends at The Babylon Bee still have a sense of humor after all the negativity we have had to consume, but as I look forward with our national debt of $27 trillion that will enslave three generations of our children and sentence American to a Venezuelan future and see no way a mentally deficient pair of Democrats will deal with it other than double personal income taxes for ten years. They will not, of course, but only build on it and bring to life the curse no great nation/empire lasts more than 250 years as written in history. We are now 245 years old.
Adrian Vance
I am certain that when the Democratic(Hitlerian) Governors open their states back up the economy will have an uptick which the Sycophantic press will try to persuade the useful idiots is due to Democrats running the economy. I would not doubt now that I have seen the election outcomes that the Democrats actually let the virus loose so that they could shut down their states making the economy awful like it was during Obama.
ReplyDeleteIt is traditional to "Throw the bum out!" whenever things are tough and the people do not really understand why. Unfortunately, the cure is worse than the disease in the short term, but I really think we are beyond that measure.
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