From The Babylon Bee

 

 From The "Babylon Bee"

UTAH DESERT—Scientists and conspiracy theorists are baffled after a strange monolith-shaped stack of missing Trump votes was discovered without explanation in the middle of the Utah desert.

"RIGGED ELECTION!" tweeted Donald Trump after seeing the news on his Twitter feed. "They found my missing votes! There must be 10 million in that stack alone!" 

Scientists insist Trump's allegations are "baseless" and that the strange stack of mail-in votes for Trump is more likely the result of an artist's work or perhaps an alien visitor. 

Rudy Giuliani was last seen rappelling down the side of a nearby cliff face to examine the stack of ballots with a flashlight and a magnifying glass. He has announced to the press that by the time he's done examining all the ballots by himself, Trump will be revealed to be the clear winner in all 50 states. 

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The "Babylon Bee" is a new on-line publication with a sense of humor, a much-needed quality in this day of evil politicians, invasions of  foreign disease, first blamed on bats, then "wet markets" where wild animal meat is sold complete with free diseases, plagues and fevers that are all lethal, but do not let you die without several days of writhing in bed, on the floor or in a jail cell for having gone on a budget priced cruise to a backward "S''''  Hole" country so you can feel good about being a chubby American from a small town in Illinois with a funny name.

Adrian Vance