Nancy, You Are Truly Evil

 

Speaker of the House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi

  

I am livid.

 

I just witnessed Mitch McConnell and his Republicans vote to confirm Trump’s extremist Supreme Court nominee -- 8 DAYS AWAY from the election.

 

Now, I’m going to make sure McConnell’s hypocritical scheme completely BACKFIRES. >>

 

I’m personally 4X-MATCHING all gifts until midnight to ensure we FLIP the Senate, OUST Mitch McConnell, and DEFEAT every single one of his Republicans who voted yes.

 

*** PELOSI MATCH: ONLY LIVE UNTIL 11:59PM TONIGHT ***   FOR: adrianvance@yahoo.com I will personally 4X-MATCH your suggested support of $ >>

 

I’m calling for a MASSIVE uprising of Democrats -- 10,000 gifts in the next 24 hours -- to make Republicans regret the day they stole this Supreme Court seat.

 

Our health care, Social Security, civil rights, and democracy depend on it.

 

That’s why I’m urgently asking: Will you rush in $5 before midnight?

 

I will personally 4X-MATCH your gifting power

 

$5 = $25! >> $25 = $125! >> $50 = $250! >> $100 = $500! >> Or chip in another amount >>

 

Thanks,  Nancy

 

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Dear Nancy:

 

If you are going to multiply my contribution by four from your personal funds or a slush fund by George Soros or another evil ex-Nazi, you don't really need my money.  Just hit George.  Maybe give him a pint or your gourmet ice cream from your $20,000 Sub Zero refrigerator.

 

I can understand your distress, but perhaps Mr. Trump is paying you back for tearing up your official copy of the State of the Union and some of your more nasty remarks.  You  certainly do not need a razor

to open those $16 a pint "gourmet ice creams" you enjoy.  You need only to "tongue it."

I agree the Republicans have not played "fair-and-square" with you on the Supreme Court nominations having held the Neil Gorsuch nomination as they did, but would you have preferred they put him through a Kavenaugh style week of hearings?  I am sure they could have dug up some farmer that rented him a sheep or goat and a "Motel 6" owner who would testify he rented the room for himself and said animal. Perhaps a few fuzzy pictures would suffice to put it over. Even Democrats have to gag on that prospect and they all sat with straight faces through Monica Lewinski and Paula Corbin Jones.

You just have to learn to be more creative, Nancy, if you are going to take over for Joe in January after Kamala's accident of going off the Golden Gate Bridge, which we anticipate should Joe win.  She does deserve a dramatic ending, or give a graceful resignation if she has a brain in her head.  It is not going to be a happy ending.  She does have a husband after all and he would look good at her graveside even if he is a little funny-looking.  Oh, it's all so wonderful, Nancy, all the misery you can create!  No wonder you need several hundred pints of gourmet ice cream to assuage your conscience.

Adrian Vance