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Thursday, December 13, 2018

Jose And Carlos



Jose and Carlos are beggars.  They beg in different areas of town.   Carlos begs for the same amount of time   as Jose, but collects only  about $8.00 or $9.00 a day. 
 
Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar   bills every day.  He drives a Mercedes,   lives in a mortgage-free house, and has   a lot of money to spend.  
 

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose,   "I work just as long and hard as you do,   so how come you bring home a suitcase   full of ten dollar bills every day?  
 
Jose says,   "Look at your sign, what does it say?"  
 
Carlos reads his sign:   "I have no work, a wife  and six kids to support."  
 
 
"What's wrong with that?"   Carlos asks him.  
 
 
"No wonder you only get  $8.00 or $9.00 a day!" says Jose.  
 
 
Carlos says,   "All right, what is on your sign?"  
 
 
Jose shows him:  





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Contributed by James Rust Ph.D. Nuclear Physics

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