Great Truths For Young Men

1. THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
   
2.  Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? 
   A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'downunder. '

2. Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? 
   
   A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

3. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? 
   
   A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.

4. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? 
   
   A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
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   BONUS QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
   
   WHAT IS A MAN’S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
   A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose

6. Nominated as the world's best short joke:
   
7. A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

8. “Mom,” , he asked, “Are these my brains?”
    
9. “Not yet,” she replied.
   
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 Apologies to the younger members of our readership and their mothers.  Fathers will know of great truths above and no longer have to wonder when to tell his young son.  He probably knows already anyway if he has older male friends.  When my boyhood hero, Charley Hoodenpyle, two years older than I, told me about sex I did not believe it, but at some point I realized it must be true.  It was...

Adrian Vance