Almost Bought A Ford F-150

I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday for a look at the new 2019 F-150 aluminum pickup.

Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.  I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before I got to old to climb in one.

The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a “Resist ” lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.

The seats were of particular interest.   She explained that the seats directed warm air to your rear in the winter and directed cool air to your rear in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a CONSERVATIVE truck.

Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a CONSERVATIVE truck.

"I explained that if it were a Liberal truck, the seats would just blow smoke up my ass year-round!"

I had to walk back to the dealership but it was worth it!

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From a reader named Mike.

Adrian Vance