If Democrats Succeed

Terminal Democratic Party Member

Democrats say we must believe women's sex attack complaints and toss the Fifth Amendment from our Constitution in these matters. What will be the consequences?

We can be sure this principle would expand in Democrat hands, were they in power and when serious charges require nothing but a complaint the number will explode.  In response the establishment would pick which they wanted to prosecute, making all decisions politically in a continuing effort to build and consolidate power.  Justice would depend on who you were and who you knew.

This was the formula of Hitler's Third Reich with crimes like being Jewish, Gypsy or Muslim.  You would lose all your property and be put to death.  While that nightmare would probably never happen here, what could?  Let us suppose...

2018

Democrats win the House and Senate immediately set upon President Trump with impeachment bills, finally make one stick, stage a trial in the Senate and depose the President.  Vice President Pence assumes power and they start on him, do not succeed as he is "squeaky clean," but they paralyze government until 2020.  Nothing is done, we lose on all fronts and the nation falls into despair.

2020

Publisher Michael Blumberg runs unopposed as a Republican as no elected Republican will dare become a candidate for fear of being accused of barnyard beasteality.  Joe Biden is the Democrat candidate and wins.  Democrats raise taxes, crush fossil fuels, open borders, hard drugs "go through the roof," women put tens of thousands of men in jail for alleged sex crimes on accusations alone based on new laws in California, Oregon, Washington and New York states. 

America stops making interest payments on selected portions of our national debt.  The bond market crashes and international commerce stutters when shipping stalls and contracted goods do not arrive.  Empty store shelves are seen, but business writers are positive or never heard from again.  Fox News goes off the air overnight with no explanation.

Marijuana is legalized nationally, becomes our largest export, marriage vanishes, "love them and leave them" becomes the way of young men, the birth rate approaches zero.  Preschool, kindergarten and elementary schools close, playgrounds are empty, recordings of children playing are broadcast in parks as elderly people sit quietly with tears in their eyes. 

2024

The women's war on men has ended marriage. All sperm is declared "property of the state" and must be captured in condoms for electrophoretic separation to capture the best sperm for insemination.  "Designer babies" may be ordered. 

It is found men perform better after a spanking so paddles are seen on the walls of every lady's bedroom and being asked to "stay for the night" includes ten swats to produce 20 minutes "in the saddle" performance.  Dating nosedives as groups of young men are seen huddling in fear of being asked out as refusing a woman anything is a spanking crime. 

Homosexual behavior rises from 2% to 20%.  As many male prostitutes are on the streets of Hollywood as females.  Everybody is on food stamps, unemployment is over 50%, petty theft and shoplifting are the way of the day.

2028

President Biden runs for a second term in spite of rumors that he is incompetent, incontinent and drugged most of the time.  Democrats pass a bill in Congress to abolish elections as they are no longer needed in what has become a one party nation. 

To be a known Republican is to ask for a daily flogging in public as crowds gather to yell "Shame, Shame, Shame" while flogging them with sticks carried for the purpose of punishing Republicans when they are identified.  They stand guilty as accused and while a few mistakes have been made the practice has significantly reduced the number of Republicans.

President Biden is declared Eternal President, or "President for Life," in a great celebration where Washington, DC is turned into one big, drunken party for a week to celebrate total Democrat victory, "...over the forces of darkness and Conservatism."

Rumors of Joe Biden's death are rumored and are true, but held secret as a team of taxidermists work feverishly to convert him to a robot.  They are successful and in spite of a few glitches where robot Joe says stupid things all agree no one will notice as "That's just good-old Joe!"

Meanwhile back in the bedrooms of America men are getting paddled every night to improve their performance and produce more sperm as the sperm count has been in deep decline in what appears as a crash dive to zero!  Will America spank itself out of existence or at least eliminate white people?

2032

Few notice the passage of what would have been a "Presidential Year" since elections have been banished, but a few brave souls take notice on the Internet and are quickly hauled off to "Re-education University" which is now every college and university as dissent is now a Federal felony.

The last elected male in America dies in the US Senate and only three remain in the House of Representatives.  Long have men been gone from state legislatures and in all divorces, sex crimes or disputes of any kind between men and women men must provide four confirming witnesses all of whom will have to testify while their forefingers are inserted in light sockets with the power on or their testimony will not be evidentiary.

The Dollar is now used as toilet paper as none is available while Americans admire Venezuela for their abundance.  Starvation is now the leading cause of death and 20,000 people have been convicted of cannibalism in one month, a new record, but the people are encouraged by the weekly, or is it weakly, address by Eternal President Joe Biden ameliorates the people.

2036

A large asteroid is noticed by the international network of amateur astronomers and they alert NASA of the body which appears to be both large and on a collision course with Earth!  With their usual aplomb the bureaucrats ignore the warning believing the "deplorables" are only trying to alarm the real men of science in yet another plot to argue money spent on "global warming" and "climate change" should have gone to an asteroid warning and deflecting system instead.

As the astral body continues to better define it's course the enormous mass bureau awakens and informs the Administration.  When the fateful collision is realized the President is faced with the decision of what to tell the people which we deal with in an interactive reading system at: http://apocalypseasteroid.blogspot.com/

Adrian Vance