After North Korea and Venezuela the state of California is only the place where every liberal dream has come true, but gun control. In frustration Jerry Brown has attacked the plastic soda straw as Public Enemy Number One.
No one is sure how it happened, but a bill, likely written by a berzerk Democrat, specifically targeted plastic straws blamed by an insane PETA or Sierra Club for having caused the death of whale in the 60 kilometer circle of floating plastic trash they claim is growing between San Francisco and Hawaii. We expect a Japanese movie producer make a film entitles "PlastiZilla Attacks San Francisco" or Honolulu, with a thundering echo ukulele Hula music track!
The picture they use for this mythical plastic field is actually in Manila Bay where a river in which upstream Phillipinos throw all their garbage is trapped in an eddy formed by the river current and circular bay. Low camera angles cut out the city and they claim it is in the ocean halfway between Hawaii and San Francisco! This is not the first time environmentalists have done something like this.
Meanwhile back at his desk California Governor Jerry Brown recently signed a bill that will put all the bailbondsmen out of business in 18 months. Why 18 months? That gives legislators time to shake down the bondsmen for hundreds of thousands each to kill this stupid bill that will put dangerous criminals on the street after having committed crimes! Why? Surveys show that 80% of all criminals vote Democrat!
The Democrats may have outwitted themselves as at least one horrible person will be released after arrest and attack some elderly lady walking home from church, stab her to death for a purse that has nothing but a few coins and some "hankies." Republicans will seize on this and turn the miscreant into a "Willie Horton" of Michael Dukacas Presidential campaign fame.
It ruined Dukacas and it will ruin the California Democrats as they own California. The trillion Dollar debt total in pension and school funding, high taxes, crime rates and poop on the streets of San Franciso is their record. They now have "Poop Patrollers" walking the streets looking for feces to scrape up. Do they need a degree? What about Affirmative Action? Will 26% of the Poop Patrollers have to be black? That is twice the percentage they are in the population but Democrats never want to be accused of "racism!" Let's be real sure!
The gun control people, led by US Senator Diane Feinstein, are adding every anti-gun embellishment and the NRA has yet to really take them on. The first big move they made was outlawing any magazine or clip that would hold more than ten bullets. Di Fi would not believe how fast a shooter can change clips, but more importantly the Second Amendment says:
"A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."
The last four words constitute an issue over which the California Supreme Court has yet to argue as restricting gun technology in any way is infringement of the Constitution, but not as crazy as some of "Jerry's New Laws!"
Governor Brown recently passed a law requiring the end of internal combustion engine use in California by 2045. This has caused much laughter in engineering circles as the day Ram Emmanuel told the engineers at General Motors they would have to get the four door sedan mileage up to 50 mile per gallon and they all laughed.
When he asked why one said, "You'll to change the laws of physics!" Ram shot back, "We make the laws! We make the laws!" and the room fell down as he left in a rage. It is not known whether or not anyone dared to explain it to him as it is well known nobody can tell Ram Emmanuel anything, but the laws of physics remain in place.
The "greens" are thrilled with the new law not knowing it can never happen and by then we may be in deep freeze as the sun has had no spots for ten years which means it is cooling and we may soon be in an ice age. Everything down to Saint Louis will be frozen solid by the end of this century if the real science of the atmosphere prevails. (See my book "Vapor Tiger" on sale at Amazon.com where this is all explained.)
Adrian Vance
No one is sure how it happened, but a bill, likely written by a berzerk Democrat, specifically targeted plastic straws blamed by an insane PETA or Sierra Club for having caused the death of whale in the 60 kilometer circle of floating plastic trash they claim is growing between San Francisco and Hawaii. We expect a Japanese movie producer make a film entitles "PlastiZilla Attacks San Francisco" or Honolulu, with a thundering echo ukulele Hula music track!
The picture they use for this mythical plastic field is actually in Manila Bay where a river in which upstream Phillipinos throw all their garbage is trapped in an eddy formed by the river current and circular bay. Low camera angles cut out the city and they claim it is in the ocean halfway between Hawaii and San Francisco! This is not the first time environmentalists have done something like this.
Meanwhile back at his desk California Governor Jerry Brown recently signed a bill that will put all the bailbondsmen out of business in 18 months. Why 18 months? That gives legislators time to shake down the bondsmen for hundreds of thousands each to kill this stupid bill that will put dangerous criminals on the street after having committed crimes! Why? Surveys show that 80% of all criminals vote Democrat!
The Democrats may have outwitted themselves as at least one horrible person will be released after arrest and attack some elderly lady walking home from church, stab her to death for a purse that has nothing but a few coins and some "hankies." Republicans will seize on this and turn the miscreant into a "Willie Horton" of Michael Dukacas Presidential campaign fame.
It ruined Dukacas and it will ruin the California Democrats as they own California. The trillion Dollar debt total in pension and school funding, high taxes, crime rates and poop on the streets of San Franciso is their record. They now have "Poop Patrollers" walking the streets looking for feces to scrape up. Do they need a degree? What about Affirmative Action? Will 26% of the Poop Patrollers have to be black? That is twice the percentage they are in the population but Democrats never want to be accused of "racism!" Let's be real sure!
The gun control people, led by US Senator Diane Feinstein, are adding every anti-gun embellishment and the NRA has yet to really take them on. The first big move they made was outlawing any magazine or clip that would hold more than ten bullets. Di Fi would not believe how fast a shooter can change clips, but more importantly the Second Amendment says:
"A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."
The last four words constitute an issue over which the California Supreme Court has yet to argue as restricting gun technology in any way is infringement of the Constitution, but not as crazy as some of "Jerry's New Laws!"
Governor Brown recently passed a law requiring the end of internal combustion engine use in California by 2045. This has caused much laughter in engineering circles as the day Ram Emmanuel told the engineers at General Motors they would have to get the four door sedan mileage up to 50 mile per gallon and they all laughed.
When he asked why one said, "You'll to change the laws of physics!" Ram shot back, "We make the laws! We make the laws!" and the room fell down as he left in a rage. It is not known whether or not anyone dared to explain it to him as it is well known nobody can tell Ram Emmanuel anything, but the laws of physics remain in place.
The "greens" are thrilled with the new law not knowing it can never happen and by then we may be in deep freeze as the sun has had no spots for ten years which means it is cooling and we may soon be in an ice age. Everything down to Saint Louis will be frozen solid by the end of this century if the real science of the atmosphere prevails. (See my book "Vapor Tiger" on sale at Amazon.com where this is all explained.)
Adrian Vance
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