Poor Me... Debbie

Dear Adrian:

One news story recently called this election my "toughest challenge yet."

But let me tell you Adrian -- it's nothing compared to the challenges Florida families are facing every single day.
They're fighting to make ends meet. They're fighting to pay for doctor visits or medication; send their kids to school, or put a down payment on a house.

South Florida families elected me to watch their backs in Washington -- and that's exactly what I strive to do every day. That gets me attacked by Trump and Republicans. It's gotten me four opponents in this race so far.

That's fine by me. It's how I know I'm doing my job right.
But when it comes to responding to the attacks and smears, I need your help Adrian. We have a deadline tomorrow night and another $2,371 to raise in order to reach our $11,000 goal. If at all possible, help us reach it by giving $5 or more.

I can promise you this -- whatever challenges lie ahead of me, I will take them on gladly. I have work to do, and I intend to do it.
Thank you for fighting beside me.

Debbie

 

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Dear Mrs. Wasserman-Schultz: 

While it is nice to be addressed with my first name by someone as famous, notorious and nutty as you, Mrs. Wasserman-Schultz, I do not think it consistent with the traditional dignity encumbent with your office.

Not using your last name is not going to help, make you seem more acceptable or even human.  America knows only too well what you did to Bernie Sanders and for Hillary Clinton.  The people will never forgive you for those two things and much more you have done.  

With the FBI investigating what you had going on with that Islamic computer hacker I would think you have a bit more to worry about than whether or not you will be re-elected.  Let me save you some money for your upcoming defense attorney's fees:  It is not going to happen Debbie.  Do not use any campaign funds for your defense attorneys.  That is illegal and it means something when we have a Republican President and Congress.

Adrian Vance