The Doctor Control Act

The time has come for doctor control!

Doctors
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year is 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171 per year. 
According to the U.S. Dept. of Health Human Services.

Guns
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is  80,000,000.
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.
Statistics courtesy of the FBI

Statistically, doctors are 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.  Therefore: "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT EVERYONE
WILL HAVE AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat: We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand. Out of concern for the public at large, we withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention!

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Contributed by John Dusek, Edited by Adrian Vance