Let Them Wear It

   Senator Schumer

There is much of hand-wringing anxiety and anger over Democrats insisting on funding Planned Parenthood, the EPA, ObamaCare and on through a long list of liberal fiascos Mr. Trump said would go if he were elected.  The Democrats threatened "to shut the government down" and many of us would have prefered to see it happen, but Mr. Trump may have a better idea!  Let them dole out more rope!

While we have good reason for real anger over the funding of "sanctuary cities," the California "bullet train" from Dry Gulch to Deadwood over land the California legislators will have optioned from "confidential" information on the route, making millions when the state pays Beverly Hills prices for sand parcels.  If you go down that list there is something fundamentally wrong, and embarrassing, with every last thing the Democrats wanted funded.

The only people happy with ObamaCare are those getting it free.  Even so with the $6,000 annual personal deduction you have to be terminally ill to collect a dime. No wonder the insurance companies went along with Mr. Obama without making a "peep."  Under ObamaCare they will no longer have to pay claims!  They will be able to dump all the Claims departments.

The only solution to ObamaCare is to kill it and let the free market solve the problem with a national market.  Keep the corrupt state insurance bureaus out of it where they limit those who can sell in their states to the ones who put the most money under the table.  The states should do forensic audits of every state insurance executive and thereby increase the quality of the state prison inmates.  Let them teach basic math skills to the M13 gang members they let in.

We should keep track of every Republican that voted for this bill and mount primary campaigns against them for the 2018 mid-terms.  Mr. Trump will have incredible power in that election as turnouts are always low and the people are really pissed off.  It will not take much from the top to flush the Republican toilet, get these DC swamp critters out and send them home.  We can be very sure the new people will come in with the right motivation and enthusiasm as the K Street lobbyists won't have time to corrupt them before 2020.

Have there been any Mr. and Mrs. Debby Wasserman Schultz sightings or encounters?  They were last seen at Elizabeth Warren's Pow Wow and garden party where Debby was seen with her husband Dork who played a space alien in a Star Wars film as himself without makeup and very successfully. He is quite good at catching insects and small birds in flight with his amazing snap-tongue.  See a big bug go by and it's "zoot!"  "Dork's got another one!" Debby really believes in diversity and you should see the kids when they come down from the trees.

Pocohantas Warren is said to be preparing for a Presidential campaign in 2020 by sleeping in a teepee every night to better authenticate her claim for native American blood and atone for her great-uncle Beauregard Warren who was one of the whip masters on the Trail of Tears where 10,000 Sioux natives were marched from Tennessee to the Badlands of North Dakota before we knew how much oil was there.

Nancy Pelosi was recently seen leading a parade of illegal aliens to the San Francisco Registrar of Voters in that famous "Sanctuary City by the Sea."  She and her husband own a hotel and resort where they employ many of these people, and some are even paid in real money!  They come and work until they pay off their indenture bond, then find more lucrative work running drugs and stealing stuff.  Many are convicted felons from Mexico urged to come to America and get on the gravy train of San Francisco Social Services paid for by rich people who are still foolish enough to live in California.

A Pelosi District Voter

Hard times have fallen on San Francisco

politicians since so many of their regular voters have succumbed to social diseases and exotic maladies from eating nothing, but Organic salads, mussels and clams.  There is no truth to the rumor that Ronald McDonald was a San Francisco Haight-Ashbury habitue who died in a run-away cable car head-on crash with a full Andy Gump truck, drowning in wet excrement. The Chronicle story he was killed by a Republican wearing Nazi gear was retracted. However, it did happen to another Pelosi constituent. Nancy attended the funeral where Maxine Waters spoke, calling for President Trump's immediate removal from office.

Jerry Brown's Fantasy Bullet Train

As the sun sets on San Francisco we leave in the last bus of the day to the high speed train station deep in the California desert 120 miles away, saying goodbye to California, where every Democrat dream has come true and they have outlawed Republicans with tricky election laws and lots of "undocumented Democratic voters," we lie back for a two hour nap knowing there will always be a Pelosi to kick around.  Yes, let them wear it.

Adrian Vance