ObamaCare Revenge

ObamaCare may well turn out to be the biggest land mine former President Obama left for Mr. Trump.  It's almost too bad he didn't get another term to deal with it. 

Everybody has an opinion on it, but no one has a solution.  Now the story can be told that a hush-hush Washington, DC think-tank, Democrats For Free Stuff, DFFS, founded by Bernie Sanders, used modern technology, Skype, to have a national meeting of physicians to determine what they thought should be done.  All were in white coats and stethoscopes so we would know they were real doctors and not pest control people.

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's health care package:  The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. 

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but

the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

The Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians wailed, "Oh, grow up!" while Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists saw right through it.  Meanwhile, the surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

But, the Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter" and the Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were really pissed off at the whole idea while Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say "No."

In the end, the Proctologists won however, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.

Mr. Trump has his work cut out for him...

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Contributed by Anonymous, Edited by Adrian Vance