NASA's smart fellers believe life had a better chance of getting started on a now arid planet in ancient times because it used to have the right conditions for alien life like water and an atmosphere. All this on no evidence and contrary physics! In fact there is evidence Mars never had water as the rocks do not contain carbonates like the abundant common limestones on Earth.
NASA people think an asteroid collision caused by space rocks in our solar system smashing into each other caused a chunk of life stuff from Mars to land on Earth. There is no way to tell because Earth and Mars are made of same stuff so there is no "smoking gun" rock with a "Made on Mars" molecular signature.
According to the Ph.D.s from the NASA Faculty Lounge at Jet Propulsion Laboratory, JPL, in Pasadena, California life came from Mars carried to Earth by an asteroid. That no asteroid has ever done anything like this seems not to bother the NASA Ph.D.s, after all, they are "real smart" and we are not, according to them... We're just "deplorables."
JPL doesn't have a real faculty lounge, but all Ph.D.s feel better in one with that sign on the door because they love school so much. Looks like they are spiking the Sherry decanter with something cooked up the chemistry lab. Those guys are just a lot of fun. The lounge is a great place to take a nap. You can nod off there knowing you will never miss anything.
Meanwhile back at the hypothesis, which is not the small town in Illinois with same name, that we came from Mars billions of years ago is critical because nobody can explain how life came arose from simple molecules so if it came from Mars then we don't have to fret over the question of originality and look ignorant. Isn't that neat? It really solves two big problems in one concept: (1) How did life happen? (2) How we can justify asking for a trillion Dollars to send some poor saps to die on Mars, if they don't expire getting there or land like a bucket of Jello as no gravity has turned their bones to gelatin. Now NASA can fake it! They're good at that.
NASA owns the largest movie studio in the world built in New Mexico in a secure isolated, secure reserve and we are told it is capable of faking a Mars landing and adventures with the largest "green screen" in the world and the finest digital motion picture image generation facility in the world. They can fake anything there! Why? What is it for? Well, never ask. No answer is forthcoming.
NASA Astronomer Caleb Sharf claims “We can find pieces of Mars here on Earth and we suspect that there are pieces of Earth on Mars." and, “If that material can carry living organisms on it, it’s possible we are Martian.” Caleb believes "Humanity is doomed as Earth is destined to become dead red planet like Mars," so we should move to a planet with a top daytime temperature of -40°F or -40°C as the temperatures are coincident at -40, no air and no water. The only real advantage is the bodies don't rot there and get all stinky because of the cold and lack of bacteria so we can just stack our dead people all around and maybe talk to them on slow days.
The big question Caleb is working on now is whether or not Mars infected us with life or we did it. This worries Caleb and he said it is difficult to tell if we are Martians, or if life on Mars is actually from Earth. The radical theory, called "Panspernia," is accepted by several scientists in the Faculty Lounge at Jet Propulsion Lab in Pasadena.
Meanwhile back at the hypothesis, which is not the small town in Illinois with same name, that we came from Mars billions of years ago is critical because nobody can explain how life came arose from simple molecules so if it came from Mars then we don't have to fret over the question of originality and look ignorant. Isn't that neat? It really solves two big problems in one concept: (1) How did life happen? (2) How we can justify asking for a trillion Dollars to send some poor saps to die on Mars, if they don't expire getting there or land like a bucket of Jello as no gravity has turned their bones to gelatin. Now NASA can fake it! They're good at that.
NASA owns the largest movie studio in the world built in New Mexico in a secure isolated, secure reserve and we are told it is capable of faking a Mars landing and adventures with the largest "green screen" in the world and the finest digital motion picture image generation facility in the world. They can fake anything there! Why? What is it for? Well, never ask. No answer is forthcoming.
NASA Astronomer Caleb Sharf claims “We can find pieces of Mars here on Earth and we suspect that there are pieces of Earth on Mars." and, “If that material can carry living organisms on it, it’s possible we are Martian.” Caleb believes "Humanity is doomed as Earth is destined to become dead red planet like Mars," so we should move to a planet with a top daytime temperature of -40°F or -40°C as the temperatures are coincident at -40, no air and no water. The only real advantage is the bodies don't rot there and get all stinky because of the cold and lack of bacteria so we can just stack our dead people all around and maybe talk to them on slow days.
The big question Caleb is working on now is whether or not Mars infected us with life or we did it. This worries Caleb and he said it is difficult to tell if we are Martians, or if life on Mars is actually from Earth. The radical theory, called "Panspernia," is accepted by several scientists in the Faculty Lounge at Jet Propulsion Lab in Pasadena.
If you think this is all a big waste of taxpayer money NASA recently discovered strange Martian markings which could prove aliens lived on the Red Planet! NASA real scientists in white lab coats also believe the planet was covered in ice roughly 3.8 billion years ago but it was melted by climate change, undoubtedly caused by men with SUVs. NASA has been spotting all sorts of bizarre objects in their official Curiosity Rover pictures that now include ancient statues, walled cities and even a gun according to Caleb Sharf, Ph.D. so it must be true that we are all Martians.
Adrian Vance
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