Ladies Can Win WWIII Today!

If you have studied the Holy Qur'an for the strategic opportunities therein you know it is a sin for a Muslim man to see any woman other than his wife naked.  If he does the Qur'an dictates he must commit suicide immediately.  Where traditionally, men are the warriors in any culture the ladies of America have an opportunity to put an end to the war we are in with Islam and make a real statement!

On September 11th, at 10:00 A.M. in each time zone, all adult American women are here asked to walk out of their house completely naked to weed out any neighborhood terrorists.  One of two things will happen:  Any devout Muslim terrorist will strap on his suicide vest, go to open country and hit the trigger.  It will be messy, but victory in war is like that.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women with polite applause and prove they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers or "politically correct" wimps.

Since Islam does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at the side of each man will be further proof of patriotism.  While it is early to be popping open a beer every man should say aloud, "It's noon somewhere," and take a big swig.  And, maybe have a big "Bacon Burger" to eat during this effort.

Crazy as this sounds it could actually work and this is the kind of solution we would like to see in an America where a free market prevails in every quarter.  We are hoping to sell Donald Trump on this wonderful idea, position himself in the foyer or Trump Tower, start ripping open Budweiser cans, even it they are owned by a German company, and have a stack of baconburgers by his side.

The American government appreciates such efforts to root out terrorists and applauds participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

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Contributed anonymously.  Edited by Adrian Vance