How Dare You!

Adrian --

I'm going through our supporter records one last time before our end-of-year deadline, and I have to ask: Is this a mistake?

YOUR 2013 ONLINE SUPPORTER RECORD (click here to update)

NAME: Adrian

EMAIL: adrianvance@dslextreme.com

2013 DONATIONS: $0

Look, I'm not saying my team is perfect (although they're pretty damn good), but according to our records for this exact email address, you haven't donated online to the DNC yet this year.

That means you haven't given to the only official Democratic party organization that helps elect Democrats nationwide, up and down the ticket -- from the White House to statehouses.

We're closing the books on 2013 on December 31st at midnight. Get your support on the record by giving just $3 or more before then:

https://my.democrats.org/Deadline-2013

Thanks,

Jordan

Jordan Kaplan
Finance Director
Democratic National Committee

P.S. -- We're going to elect the last Congress that Barack Obama will ever work with in November, so we need to get to work now. Chip in before Tuesday's deadline.

If you've contributed by check or by mail, this won't be reflected in your online donor record -- but thank you for your support! 

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Dear Mr. Kaplan:

How dare you upbraid me for not giving you bastards a dime!  Your policies have cost me over $1 million since 2007 and your idiot President wants to take whatever money I have left. Thus, I have moved my cash to a place where you cannot get it.  You may kill me trying, but you will not take what I have as has the California Franchise Tax Board, FTB, only to have to give it back.  

Screw the banks; They too are totally corrupt.  B of A obeyed the FTB without the required legalites because they could hit me with a $100 "Legal Fee" that is not legal!  It was not from a judgement or court order.  That violates two Constitutions!  The United States and California, so you want us to defer to your greater wisdom.  No cigar.

You people are only cranking yourselves up a big revolt and Mr. Obama is not going to be our "Eternal President" as he dreams in his envy rushes on Kim Jong Dung or Vladimir Putin.  

Why am I getting five to eight emails a day from the DNC begging for money?  Are you guys that broke?  You deserve to be more than broke; you deserve to be broken and I am hoping the mid-terms will do it, but I have doubt over Crying John Boehner, the suntan king of Congress.  He is another "loose in his loafers" lying bastard.

It will not surprise me when you are buried with "If you like your..." TV, standup and You Tube gags ad infinitum.  Mr. Obama is a national joke and he richly deserves it. What are you guys going to do after the 2014 election?  You've run begging into the ground so now it's intimidation?  What is left?  Drones over my house?  SWAT teams coming after my guns?  I can only say, "How dare you?"

Adrian Vance